In Case of Emergency – Season 1, Episode 1 Review

January 4, 2007

Wow, was this show a stinker. I know you’re wondering how with a cast of “heavyweights” like Jonathan Silverman and David Arquette this show could be terrible but terrible it is. (Side note: It’s unfortunate when sarcasm doesn’t read as well as it sounds in my head.)

Let me summarize for the first and last time ever this show. It’s about 4 people who went to high school together – one is a divorced loser who goes to a “massage parlor”, one is the former valedictorian who works at said massage parlor, one is a self-help guru on weight loss who’s wife leaves him and he binges by hijacking a baked goods truck, and the last is a business man involved in a financial scandal. It doesn’t really matter who is who because their is nothing in the way they interact with each other that is either interesting or funny. Not one laugh the entire 30 minutes.

I’m not going to waste my time or your time with any additional words but these: don’t watch this crap.

Avi’s Episode Rating: D